You see, I'm not going to treat this like an awards show. There's no "it's just an honor to be nominated" bullshit like it's an Oscar nomination, or perhaps a Source award or Kid's Choice Award. Nope - not going to do that. Instead, I'm treating this like a political campaign. I will be openly campaigning for your vote. Which is why you should vote for my blog here.
I have my own platform. I'm against several things, including domestic violence, international violence, animal cruelty and meth abuse. I'm also in favor of several things, including world peace, clean air, women's rights, and tort reform. So there you go. Vote for me, unless you're a fan of animal cruelty and a hater of tort reform. And did I mention you can vote here?
This is a big step for me. I haven't run for public office since my freshman year of high school. I ran for Freshman Class Secretary back in 1994. I'm trying to remember why. I think it's because elections were a couple weeks before Secretary's Day. That was back before they called it Administrative Assistant's Day. So I thought that if I was elected Freshman Class Secretary, then maybe I'd get some free stuff on Secretary's Day. If you haven't noticed, there's a bit of a theme developing here. Getting free stuff seems to be a motivating factor for most of the decisions I make. Oh, and I got my ass kicked in that battle for Freshman Class Secretary. The competition gave away mini snickers bars after his speech. How the hell can I compete with that? No poster board or catchy slogan can overcome free candy. It's still painful. Click here to help ease the pain.
So in the made up blog awards, I'm coming from behind. At time of post, I'm holding steady with two votes (me and Jennifer). That puts me 235 votes behind the current leader. But I think we can do it. If every YIFY reader votes (multiple times) and then my other blog personas (Marci, Marge, etc) decide to vote, I can win this thing going away. Mostly because the current leader is a blog about cakes. That's right. It is basically just pictures of funny cakes. I can't lose to a blog about funny cakes. So you should vote here to make sure that doesn't happen.
Editor's note: I actually clicked on the cake blog earlier today and it was pretty funny. Not as funny as this blog, but pretty damn funny. I mean, there was a cake in the shape of a dong. That's pretty much always funny?
So that's all I've got. Yep, I just wrote an entire post about the made up blog awards and why you should vote for me. Perhaps this was disappointing. Perhaps you're thinking, "I've been waiting four days for a YIFY post, and this is what I get?"
Sorry about that, if you're upset about this post, then you can just post your feedback here.